RIP Norm Macdonald, The Funniest Comedian To Ever Live

My conspiracy Spidey senses are tingling telling me Norm ain’t dead he’s just escaping fame because the insanity of this world is exponentially increasing. Just like Kurt Cobain, Chris Cornell, Anthony Bourdain, Chester Bennington, Kentaro Miura, and many others quote, unquote, “died” from implausible suicides or mysterious cancer. Didn’t Norm hate hospitals? Any way here are the 2 Norm interviews that never fail to make me laugh. In my opinion Norm’s the funniest man to ever live. That’s not even really hyperbole, name a comedian funnier than Norm Macdonald. You cannot. 2) Norm’s First Interview On Conan Conan, like Letterman,…

The Greatest Western Philosopher Of All Time

Recently I happened upon a youtube channel called MrBallen because I was bored and looking for some weird interesting stories to spark the ole noggin. Mr Ballen has a ton of interesting and cool stories about missing people, crazy military stories, mysterious paranormal activity, etc, but one story caught my attention, and boy did it bring me down a rabbit hole. The video is about a man named “Timothy Dexter” who lived in Newburyport, Massachusetts from 1747 to 1806. Mr Ballen calls the video “The stray cat king” and it is inspired from a video called “Timothy Dexter: The Dumbest…

Songs Of Truth Part 1

This is the beginning of an ongoing series of posts about 2 or 3 songs I’ve been hearing on the radio that have a hidden meaning. Its usually not hidden its just that normies(we were all normies at some point) are incapable of noticing the hidden meaning. Each of the following songs are practically screaming to us normies to notice what is really being said. Come As You Are In the song, “Come As You Are”, by Nirvana, Kurt Cobain spends two whole minutes swearing that he doesn’t own a gun. Why does he do this? It makes zero sense…

Jesus Ain’t Coming Back

The guys name likely wasn’t Jesus Christ. The name ultimately does not matter, what matters is that there 100% was a guy who did miracles, who taught people how to reconnect with the universal one being through parables, and who talked mad shit to the Pharisee. Imo this is a 80-90% accurate account of what actually went down with the man referred to as JC. It reads like a far more accurate ‘Book of Matthew’, which in comparison I’d only consider 30-40% accurate. The Talmud of Jmmanuel is an incredibly refreshing read. Here are some random excerpts of the Talmud…

Hunter X Hunter Is The Universal Conspiracy Part 2: The Magic System

Preface At first I hesitated to associate the following topics with what is essentially a comic book, but on second thought it became clear that associating the following topics with Hunter X Hunter is perhaps the best possible way to reveal the following topics to the public. Doing it in this manner will essentially give me a liability shield and will make it impossible for any corporation to ban this blog or hassle me in any way. The author of Hunter X Hunter, Yoshihiro Togashi, was asked in a Japanese interview in early 2000s, “how did you come up with…

Hunter X Hunter Is The Universal Conspiracy Part 1: Locations

Preface The Japanese manga(comic) and anime “Hunter X Hunter” is in my opinion the universal conspiracy theory hidden in plain site. It is a mirror to our world, but pretty much everything within the manga/anime is possible in real life (within reason). Most readers of my blog have no idea what Hunter X Hunter is or what I’m talking about, if this is the case you can disregard my articles about Hunter X Hunter (HxH) until you’ve read the manga. I apologize for excluding those that haven’t read the manga(comic), but I can’t help myself. I’ve compiled so many similarities…

How To Cure Almost Every Medical Problem In Existence…Allegedly.

This is not medical advice, think for yourself. Health is divinely simple. To heal heart, eat animal heart. To heal liver, eat animal liver. To heal bone, eat animal bone. To heal eyesight, eat animal eyeballs. To heal a body part that ails you, eat that animal body part. Why do we not eat animal organs? The majority of the population treats organs as the scraps or garbage of an animal to the point that many butchers just throw out organs. That never made sense to me. If we lose an organ we die, but if we lose an arm,…

No More Pills

The infamous ‘red pill’ associated with ‘waking up’ originates from the famous scene in the movie ‘The Matrix’, where the character Morpheus (played by Lawrence Fishburne) presents a choice to the character Neo (played by Keanu Reeves). “…Let me tell you why you’re here. You’re here because you know something. What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to…

The Bobs

Lately I find myself watching scenes from the movie “Office Space”, especially the scenes involving ‘the Bobs’. ‘The Bobs’ are 2 consultants hired by the tech company, Initech, to evaluate the workforce in order to weed out the undesirable workers. You’d think the 2 consultants would target employees that are useless and/or are poorly performing, but this is not what occurs in the film. In the film ‘the Bobs’ are more than meets the eye. Watch the following ‘Bob’ clips as if they aren’t two consultants hired to lay off workers, but are two angels hired to assess how well…

AI is ‘The Answer’

In my opinion Allen Iverson is the greatest pound for pound basketball player of all time, hands down, without question. He is the smallest man in the top 10 highest scoring averages in NBA history. He had a career NBA scoring average of 26.66 points a game ranking him as the 7th best scorer in NBA history. Discounting his seasons not on the Philadelphia 76ers(when he was older and playing past his prime), his scoring average was 27.66, which puts him at the 3rd highest scoring average in NBA history, behind only Michael Jordan and Wilt Chamberlain. His average points…