Divinely Simple Computer Programming Part 1: The Buzzwords

A ‘buzzword’ blurs comprehension of reality. Computer programming has thousands of buzzwords. Many buzzwords get used in more than one programming language. Many mean different things depending on the programming language. The secret to learning computer programming quickly and succinctly is to understand the buzzwords that get used throughout all programming languages. To help facilitate comprehension, I will attempt to breakdown all of the thousands of buzzwords used in computer programming into just a small handful. I suspect this will make it incredibly easy (comparatively) for someone new to computer programming to grasp and learn it. ENVIRONMENT: The term environment…

Terry Davis – There Was A Bike Thief

Terry Davis demonstrates why the C++ syntax for writing to stdout is retarded. Here is how some of the most popular programming languages print to screen: C++: cout << “message” << endl; or printf(“message”);Java: System.out.println(“message”);Python: print(“message”)C#: Console.WriteLine(“message”);Go: fmt.println(“message”);Bash: echo “message”HolyC: “message”; Notice how HolyC cuts out all the bloated nonsense. Why isn’t all of programming done like HolyC? It is divinely simple.